I love laughing so hard I can barely breathe.
text conversation which literally JUST happened.
Midget: Bacon needs to come with a warning label
Me: What?
Midget: Hoppy just smacked me in the face with bacon and then chased me around the house with it and then threw it at my face. Bacon hurts more than you would think.
Me: Oh my gawd! I can't f*#@ing breathe!
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